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Name: Kramer
Date Entered:June 18th, 2007
 
I'm with you Kelly
 

 
Name: oldtimer
Date Entered:June 18th, 2007
 
I am in shape--round
 

 
Name: oldtimer
Date Entered:June 18th, 2007
 
what did the sign say on the Whorehouse say: Beat it --we're closed
 

 
Name: oldtimer
Date Entered:June 18th, 2007
 
What's the speed of sex

a.68;at 69 you have to turn it around.
 

 
Name: oldtimer
Date Entered:June 18th, 2007
 
Peanut walking in Fairmount Park is a-salted

Energizer Bunny Arrested!charged with Battery.
 

 
Name: Iamwoman
Date Entered:June 17th, 2007
 
My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines and a large trash can.

 

 
Name: Iamwoman
Date Entered:June 17th, 2007
 
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.

 

 
Name: Kelly Odonnell
Date Entered:June 17th, 2007
 
If Rosie is the new host then I will never ever watch that big mellon head. Could you imagine not agreeing with her on stage, she would try to eat you, mainly the women LOL I say down with the mellon head
 

 
Name: FatBoy
Date Entered:June 17th, 2007
 
I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel.
 

 
Name: FatBoy
Date Entered:June 17th, 2007
 
A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
 

 
Name: FatBoy
Date Entered:June 17th, 2007
 
The reason why children are so happy is now obvious to me: they don't have any children of their own to worry about.

 

 
Name: FatBoy
Date Entered:June 17th, 2007
 
Q. Where do you get virgin wool from? A. Ugly sheep.

 

 
Name: FatBoy
Date Entered:June 17th, 2007
 
A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

 

 
Name: FatBoy
Date Entered:June 17th, 2007
 
There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells them "Ok, you must jump off the diving board, and yell out what you wanna land in."

So the three guys go over to the pool. The first guy, a vegetarian, yells out "Bananas!" and lands in a pool of bananas. The second guy was money hungry and yelled out "Money!" and lands in a pile of money. The third guy jumps, when a bird shits on his head, and he yells "Oh Shit!"

 

 
Name: FatBoy
Date Entered:June 17th, 2007
 
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, "Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?"

Grandpa looks at him and says "No Johnny, I will not."

"But Grandpa, why?" asks little Johnny.

Grandpa replies. "Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to."

 

 
Name: FatBoy
Date Entered:June 17th, 2007
 
A friend asked a gentleman why he never married?

Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," said the friend, "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was a girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl; the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."

"Well, why didn't you marry her," asked the friend.

"She was looking for the perfect man."



 

 
Name: FatBoy
Date Entered:June 17th, 2007
 
Three buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven to an orientation.

They are all asked, 'When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?

The first guy says, 'I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time and a great family man.'

The second guy says, 'I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.'

The last guy replies, 'I would like to hear them say, 'Look, he's moving!'
 

 
Name: oldtimer
Date Entered:June 17th, 2007
 
Rosie O'DONELL NEW HOST OF "THE PRICE IS RIGHT"

PLEASE TELL ME THAT RUMOR ISN'T TRUE
 

 
Name: Marie
Date Entered:June 16th, 2007
Email: face330@aol.com
Location: Port Richmond
 
Just wanted to wish all the dads or dads to be a happy fathers day...stay cool going to be very hot next couple of days.
 

 
Name: Kramer
Date Entered:June 16th, 2007
 
pockets- try this: a Raisen dropped in a glass of fresh Champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.Give it a try sometime and see if it works.Anybody have fresh "CHAMPAGNE"....follow the bouncing raisen.
 

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